Double trouble, indeed. “Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga” (2020)

directed by David Dobkin
© 2020 Netflix. All Rights Reserved.

My heart is bleeding while I’m writing this review and I’m aware of the fact that it’s going to be posted on the 13th, meaning I’m not recommending the film. You probably don’t know that but I consider myself a Eurovision fan. Before you facepalm, let me explain. I listen to very different kinds of music and lame pop with 5 words being repeated over and over is not one of them. However, about 10 years ago, I noticed that Eurovision started to look different. Obviously, there are still cringy performances and horrible songs sometimes, but there are also more and more interesting artists with their quality music. So I follow ESC because sometimes I learn about musicians that I would probably never hear of otherwise. Besides, I find Eurovision a wonderful tradition showing, despite all the political drama, the unity of European countries and openness to those on other continents. And knowing that, the producers of today’s film had absolutely no idea what ESC is really about. The main characters are Lars (Will Ferrell) and Sigrit (Rachel McAdams) from Iceland, who have always dreamed of winning Eurovision. Their band is called Fire Saga and they mostly play quite simple songs for the locals in their small town. However, they apply to take part in pre-selection in their country and end up winning it, so they’re going to represent Iceland during the next ESC. I don’t want to comment much on the fact that it’s a really awkward comedy, but Will Ferrell is known for such humour, so I’m not judging – some people enjoy that. And I’m not mad that they presented ESC artists as total dumbasses who have no talent. It’s a popular stereotype, let’s laugh at it. But I absolutely disliked the script, which was boring and overdramatised, and also the way they presented the final contest. I totally didn’t feel Eurovision vibes and I’m sure that non-Europeans who have seen this film may feel discouraged from watching the real ESC. I knew this film would be cringy and I was excited about cringing, trust me. But it’s actually really badly produced and annoying. However, to appreciate something, I loved the fact that they invited real Eurovision artists to perform in the film, that they invited Graham Norton (that was a nice vibe!) and that Rachel McAdams prepared for the role fantastically. She really worked on her accent, which didn’t even sound that fake. But I’m not surprised, she’s a wonderful actress. So I’m recommending you to skip this production and watch the real Eurovision in May.

My rating: 3/10
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I’m professionally good looking. “Zoolander” (2001)

directed by Ben Stiller
© 2001 Paramount Pictures. All Rights Reserved.

Are you surprised to see this film today? Well, I know that it’s not what you might have expected, but I have to explain myself. Firstly, “Zoolander” is an absolute guilty pleasure. I’ve seen it at least three times and I adore Ben Stiller in this one. Secondly, however, this is my little “thank you” to Ben Stiller’s father, Jerry Stiller, who passed away yesterday. He was a wonderful actor and he appeared in “Zoolander” together with his son, so I’ve decided to write about it today. Hope you understand now. Still, “Zoolander” is quite a controversial film (even banned in some countries) and I’m sure not everyone reading this post might like it. The story goes like this: Derek Zoolander (Ben Stiller) is a male fashion model, who loses his good reputation. Soon, several colleagues of his die in “accidents”, so, for his own safety, Derek decides to stop modelling and return to his family house. There, he starts working with his father and two brothers in the coal mines. If you think that’s weird, wait a second. At the same time, Jacobim Mugatu (Will Ferrell), who’s an absolute fashion guru, and Maury Ballstein (Jerry Stiller), Derek’s agent, are planning to use Derek for their special mission. The Prime Minister of Malaysia is against child labour, which means that Mugatu might lose the access to cheap clothes production. Therefore, they want to brainwash one model and make him kill the Prime Minister. And, obviously, this model is supposed to be Derek Zoolander. For those who haven’t seen the film, trust me, I know how the description sounds. But there’s something magnificent about this comedy. I’m aware of the fact that it’s controversial, strange or even, let’s face it, horribly stupid. But our world would be boring if we were making only dramas and documentaries, right? Of course it’s not a film that has made any impact on me, but I had a good laugh. And, as I said, Ben Stiller is fabulous in this role. There’s also the second part made in 2016, but it’s quite average comparing to the first film. Feel free to watch both, but don’t expect too much. Anyway, if you’re looking for some evening relax, play “Zoolander” and say goodbye to Jerry Stiller in their Stiller family way.

My rating: 7/10
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And then he dies. The end. “Stranger Than Fiction” (2006)

directed by Marc Forster
© 2006 Columbia Pictures. All Rights Reserved.

When you hear such names as Dustin Hoffman or Emma Thompson, you know we’re talking about good quality acting performances. You may not like the films with them, but their parts are very often the ones making you stare at the screen. This time it wasn’t the reason why I decided to watch this film. I’ve recently realised that I’m a huge fan of Marc Forster, so I’ve thought about watching his older productions. Not going to pretend – it’s not his best film. It’s actually quite average. But the reason why I’m recommending it is because you may like the story. How would you feel if one day you found out that you’re a book character and your life is being written by an author who struggles with her life (and mental health as well) and who always kills her main characters at the end? Ha! Curious? Of course you are! It’s not a thriller or anything. It’s actually a nice comedy with a bit of drama. You may reflect on your life and the reality around us. And there’s Dusting Hoffman and Emma Thompson, so I guess I don’t even need to tell you about acting. It’s top. Wondering if Harold Crick dies at the end? Or maybe wondering HOW he dies? Well… enjoy 🙂

My rating: 6.5/10
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